Sarcastic New Year Quotes

Sometimes it takes a while to come up with wisecracks so to give you a little boost of creativity to unleash your sardonic wit here are some truly sarcastic quotes that are equal parts wise and hilarious.

Sarcastic new year quotes. These totally sarcastic new years quotes are too funny not to share. As every relation is not a type of relationship in which you can use the love quotes and motivational quotes. If i had done you wrong i am sorry.

My new year s resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic. May the coming new year take away all the pain and unhappiness you may have in your life and shower you with love peace and joy. Many years ago i resolved never to bother with new year s resolutions and i ve stuck with it ever since.

Do not get disappointed because you could not achieve something. My wife still hasn t told me what my new year s resolutions are. New year s day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.

My new year s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so i look skinnier. This will surely make your mood on the new year day. New year s resolution is to quit drinking just kidding get me a shot.

Totally sarcastic new years quotes. Funny new year quotes 2021 about making resolution. I am praying for you to have a prosperous and blessed new year.

My resolution was to read more so i put the subtitles on my tv. There will also be times when you ll find inspiration in the most sarcastic lines and have them saved on your phone. To tolerate fools more gladly provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time james agate new year s day is every man s birthday charles lamb my new year s resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my new year s resolutions anonymous.